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"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"
Best if used before it spoils.
Super Bran Flakes.
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Rococo breakfast cereal.
"Rise & shine!" - Product 19
A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'
'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'
You've Got Mail
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'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'
The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes
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"Seventeen years on the force wants me to call this a cereal killing. But, that would just sound stupid."
Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!
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Out to lunch/supper/breakfast.
Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.
"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."
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"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"
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'Ever wonder if the shelf life date stamped on your side is a typo?'
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"And what, pray tell, is the ration of flake to raisin this morning?"
"Give me the number of the Snappy Pop Bang Cereal Company, please!"
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"It's working, chief!"
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Cereal fire put out with milk.
Cereal for Accountants