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Large Hadron Dating Service
Large Hadron Colliider-scope
"I'll be right back- can you watch my Large Hadron Collider?"
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'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'
Higgs Boson key to particle physics.
'Oh, thunderation! Now everyone will want one and every little, rinky dink nation on earth will claim the inalienable right to own one. And the Chinese will pirate it and flood the market . . .'
Scientist feels down back of sofa, saying: 'I think I've found the Higgs boson!'
"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."
"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."
'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'
'Well it's one way of popularising our work at CERN!'
"I never expected to collide into you!"
The Princess and the Particle
"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."
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'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'
'He's all 'beautiful' and blummin' 'elegant!''
Somewhere in the Swiss countryside...'Those damn particles are loose again.'
'Surrender God! We have your particle!'
Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."
Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'
Spot the Higgs Boson competition
'Run! I've discovered the Higgs Bison.'
'You look as though you've been dragged through a Large Hadron Collider backwards.'
'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'
'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'