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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"Only two things are certain – death and food."
"I'm reserving my spot for Hillary's inauguration."
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'The monitors all show that you're dead... but to be sure, we'll need to run some more tests.'
"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."
"I think I got it,but, just the same, could you send me the link?"
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'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'
Best friends: death and taxes.
Man confronts death and taxes at the same time.
Death and Taxes
"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."
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"I have absolute job security. My buyout would cost them millions."
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"Yes or no?"
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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."
'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'
'Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?'
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