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"Now I remember why I hate this beach."
(South Beached Whales)
"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."
"Well, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a beached whale can't play volleyball."
"This spring break let's go hit the beach."
"Relax. I'm just catching a few rays."
"And I said, let's turn left but nooo...there is no need for Mr Smart Aleck to listen to his stupid wife!"
"Great, at least around here, they warn you: We'd better turn around..."
"I see you on a beach..."
"I hope you kept the receipt for that sat nav!"
"Don't put me back in the water yet, I still haven't had my daily amount of vitamin D."
"What humans can't understand is, we like to go to the beach as much as they do."
"Just once, I'd like you to take me on a vacation that doesn't involve beaching ourselves."
Moses parts the waters and strands a whale
"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."
"Don't worry, I'm fine, I just ate 3000 kilos of krill for lunch and I'm waiting an hour before I can go back in the water."
"Well this is awkward, normally I get around fifty volunteers when singing out for help."