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"Now I remember why I hate this beach."
(South Beached Whales)
"I'm thinking about going to the beach later."
"Well, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a beached whale can't play volleyball."
"This spring break let's go hit the beach."
"Relax. I'm just catching a few rays."
"And I said, let's turn left but nooo...there is no need for Mr Smart Aleck to listen to his stupid wife!"
"Great, at least around here, they warn you: We'd better turn around..."
"I see you on a beach..."
"I hope you kept the receipt for that sat nav!"
"Just once, I'd like you to take me on a vacation that doesn't involve beaching ourselves."
Moses parts the waters and strands a whale
"Don't worry, I'm fine, I just ate 3000 kilos of krill for lunch and I'm waiting an hour before I can go back in the water."
"Well this is awkward, normally I get around fifty volunteers when singing out for help."