Chained Cartoons and Comics

"It's sort of like riding a bicycle. Once you learn how, you never forget."

"Bear in mind it's still a nascent democracy."

"She's considered a flight risk."

"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."

'Have you considered that perhaps it's just your negative attitude that makes this place so miserable?'

"It helps me stay focused."

'He broke free!' (dog sees boy with chain hanging from belt).

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

Mauril Belanger: I guess I can crack this whip only so far...

Staff Picks: Torture Tools

'To provide 24 hour cover would have cost a fortune in overtime...'

'Some days I just can't seem to get going.'

White-Collar Chain Gang

'What gets me is that we plea-bargained for all this!'

'It must have been a REALLY bad pun!'

'Be careful, will you? -- I bruise easily.'

'I told you that 'will of the people' stuff would backfire!'

"Will I be issued a hands-free device?"

Sinking with your heart

'I warned you not to underestimate bourgeois morality!'

'A little to the left.'

'T.G.I.F.'

'You know, it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile.'

'You know that's going to leave stretch marks.'