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"I got the tree down, dear."
Tags:christmas, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, taking down the decorations, 12 days of christmas, incompetent, incompetence, chainsaw, chainsaws, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, idiots, idiots, stupid, stupidity, lazy, laziness, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, following orders, following instructions
Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings
Tags:chainsaw art, chainsaw, chainsaws, munch, edvard, tree ring, tree rings, edvard munch, impression, impressionism, gothic, art, art history, artistic, artists, art ref, art reference, gothic art, norwegian, norway, tree, trees, forest, forests, forestry, wood, woods, woodcutter, lumber, lumberman, lumber man, lumberjack, lumber jack, guilt, guilty, cut, cutting, cut down, environment, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, regret, regrets, regretting
'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'
"She does this when she's tired."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child, kid, kids, childhood, misbehaving, badly behaved, behaving badly, misbehaved, acting out, tantrums, tantrum, throwing a tantrum, destructive behaviour, saw, saws, chainsaw, chainsaws, insubordinate, insubordination, challenging behaviour, melt down, melt downs, tired, tiredness, sleepy, furniture, destruction, destructive, terrible twos, terrible 2s
"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."
"You have to let them make their own mistakes."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, child, children, kid, kids, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, raising children, raising a child, supervise, supervising, unsupervised, distracted, distracted parents, dog, dogs, vicious dog, vicious dogs, mean dog, mean dogs, chainsaw, chainsaws, danger, dangerous, safety, safe, child-proof, childproof, protection, protect
"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, scare tactic, scare tactics, threat, threaten, threatening, chainsaw, chainsaws, tool, tools, saw, saws, pay attention, boss, bosses, management, manager, managers, manipulate, manipulation, manipulated
Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.
Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine
Tags:tree, trees, lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood cutter, wood cutters, woodcutting, lumberman, lumbermen, lumberer, lumberers, logger, loggers, cutting down trees, chopping down trees, axe, axes, chopping, cutting, trunk, trunks, tree, trunk, tree trunks, invention, inventions, creative, innovation, innovations, innovative, tool, tools, power tool, power tools, chainsaw, chainsaws, saw, saws, machine, machines
Sounds of the Rainforest
"Dad said that he's going to carve the pumpkin this year!"
"How about, for God's sake, this one?"
'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'
"Just one last touch!"
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hair dresser, hair dressers, hair stylist, hair stylists, chainsaw, chainsaws, one last touch, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, barbershop, barbershops, barber shop, barber shops, barber chair, barbers chair, unsuspecting, unsuspecting victim, unsuspecting victims, perfectionism, perfectionist, perfectionists
A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.
The Tree of Life being chopped down by a man with a chainsaw.
'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'
The Texas Chainsaw Quilting Bee
"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."
Tags:chainsaw, chainsaws, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, sculpt, sculpts, sculpting, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, dream, dreams, dream job, dream jobs, ideal job, idea jobs, career, careers, artist, artists, artistry, follow your dreams, following your dreams, goal, goals, life goal, life goals
'Want to go outside?'
'I don't know if I like him hanging around with that chainsaw neighbor.'
'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'
'Don't make me come down there!'
'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'
'I've had it with this job!! I wanna be a lumberjack!!'