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'Grandpa, what was the biggest upgrade you saw when you went to school?'
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"Shishito peppers really are everywhere now."
'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'
I will not waste chalk
'Although my hands do get dried out, a chalk holder is not for me. I have technophobia.'
'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'
'But I digress...'
"I love your work!"
'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'
'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'
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'Your cubicle is on back order, so for the time being, work within these chalked lines.'
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Real World Hopscotch
'Well, what did you expect he would draw?'
'Solomon, what did I tell you about giving the chalk outlines thought bubbles?'
'I'm really sorry about you husband ma'am.'
'It looks like new chalk is the only equipment upgrade we can afford this year.'
'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'
"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"
"I'm really sorry, Mr. Thompson... it seems I got the chalk mixed up with the birdseed!"
"We don't have any chalk, Kevin. I ate it all."
"Just as I thought - chalk dust! Take a break from clapping erasers!"