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'The worst part about menopause was having to ask my husband's advice on blade vs electric shaver.'
Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.
'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'
'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'
'Just when I thought menopause couldn't get any worse, my husband shaves off his mustache. Now, I'm the only one in the house with one.'
'Couldn't you just say, 'She's having hot flashes' instead of, 'She's packing heat'?'
'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'
'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'
'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'
'No batteries needed, but you have to be menopausal to make them work.'
'We hope you enjoy your stay at the Menopause Cafe. Careful, your plate and waitress may be hot.'
'Night sweats, what night sweats?'
You'll love the change, except for the hot flashes.
"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."
'You and grandma sound alike. Do you think she went through puberty since her last visit, too?'
'My night sweats are getting worse. You might want to put on a flotation device before you get in bed.'
'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'
"Must everything be hormonal? Can't I just be in a bad mood sometimes?"
'Grandma, you said you were going through your changes so could I have some change for my bank?'
"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."