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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
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"Your remote control, sire."
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'I'm disappointed. I thought this was a show about Contract Law.'
Voice Recognition TV.
A man sees some fish on TV; using his TV remote he magically moves the fish from the TV into the fishbowl on top of his TV.
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"You'll get it back once you articulate a coherent viewing policy."
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'You're lucky. When I was a kid, we had to walk all the way over to the set to turn it on.'
“You want a football game? I’ll give you a football game. You want a talk show? I’ll give you a talk show. But, for Pete’s sake, let’s not have all that mindless switching around.”
"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.
Tags:bad news, college football, football, football fan, football fans, american football, perspective, perspective shift, perspective shifts, change channels, changing channels, alternate reality, alternate realities, alternative, alternatives, free market, free markets, choice, choices, option, options, trounced, beat, beaten
Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.
The Painting Channel
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'Why are you watching a cooking show?'
'She discovered Gordon Ramsay.'
'You dropped the remote, dummy! I can't reach it! Dale, you get it.'
"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"
New TV says: You Could've Got Me Cheaper By Waiting A Day!
'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'
'Look at them, so obsessed with their bodies. I blame the modelling industry.'
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"Switch the channel, dear, this show is scaring the bears."
'Do you mind if we switch to the Discovery Channel? There's a wonderful show on migratory habits of gray seals.'
"He changed channels, listened...and his news bubble exploded!"