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"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."
'That's the 'green house' effect...'
At my house I can only use green.
'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'
'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'
Where did you guys go?
'Spending the kids' inheritance doesn't go far enough - we want to bugger up the environment for them too.'
'No, it's not a glacier mint - it's all that's left of the polar ice cap.'
'Great invention! But won't it lead to global warming?'
'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'
'Warming may be GLOBAL to you, but it's FREEZING over here!'
'There goes the battle against global warming.'
'Disaster!' they said. 'Great business opportunity,' I replied.
'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'
Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'
'There aren't plenty more fish in the sea...'
'It's wonderful here, on a clear day when the fog lifts, you can see the smog!'
'We need a third runway for all the ministers flying to India and China to tell them to cut their carbon emissions.'
'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'
'I thought it was global warming at first, but I found I'd just left the heater on.'
Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.
''We recognise our environmental responsibilities' - add that to the top - our smoke is still visible!'
Igloo Wind Farm.
'Well, you would fit solar panals to the roof!'