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"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."
"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"
...and in future I'm not called 'Norman Micklethwaite' but 'Howling Wolf Mackenzie'.
"Theo is upset that his name isn't more precious."
"Daisy is my married name. It was also my maiden name."
'Actually, most of our profits went to expenses for all our bank name changes.'
'The names change but the hogwash remains the same.'
'Howard, do you mind if I call you 'Lance'?'
'Listen, punk, you and I are switchin' names! From now on, I'm Lance and you're Percy!'
To promote democracy, the name I-raq has been changed to We-raq.
'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'
'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'
'You poor man - have you never considered changing it?'