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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
"Fox News has actually learned squat. Details at ten."
Tags:right wing, right wing news, bias, biased, biases, incompetent, incompetence, learn, learns, learning, tv news, news channel, news channels, channel, channels, conservative, conservatives, breaking news, breaking news story, breaking news stories, right wing media, republican, republicans, propaganda
The tanning channel.
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd image
"It appears the people of Atlantis not only had TV but boring, stupid programming!"
Tags:atlantis, tv show, tv shows, advanced society, advanced societies, mythical society, mythical societies, programming, tv show, tv shows, tv schedule, tv schedules, channel, channels, tv channel, tv channels, bore, bored, boring, progress, social progress, societal progress, indicator, indicators, indication, indications, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists
Channelling on the Cheap
Tags:cheap, ripoff, ripped off, medium, mediums, psychic, psychics, paranormal, channel, channelling, pseudo science, science, sciences, myth, myths, legend, legends, past life, past lives, talking to the dead, ghost, ghosts, scam, scam artist, scam artists, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seance, seances
'I wouldn't bother going, it'll just be a repeat of the winter meeting.'
Candidates On Cable.
Tags:politics, politicized, politicised, media, president, presidents, clinton, bill clinton, bob dole, grill, grilling, grills, partisan, loggerhead, loggerheads, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, fight, fighting, channel, channels, tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, senate, senators, senators, divisive, divided, question, questioning
'I went through all one hundred and fifty channels and not a single thing on. So what the heck, want to talk?'
Tags:television, televisions, lazy, husband, husbands, couple, couples, wife, wives, channel, channels, want to talk, last resort, read, reading, reader, readers, reads, reluctant, reluctancy, bad husband, communication, communicate, talk, talking, talks, talked, speak, speaking, speaks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"O.K., you can be in charge of the remote if I can be in charge of the thermostat."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargaining, remote, remotes, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, tv, t.v., television, televisions, channel, channels, thermostat, thermostats, room temperature, temperature, temperatures, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, woman, women, reality, reality television, channel, channels, network, networks, reality tv, camera, cameras, live, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, talent, talents, talented, skilled, skill, skills, skilful, entertainment, fame, famous, reality star, reality stars, modern life
"That's the catnip channel. We had to take it to get the cheese channel."
"But, Marge, ﬁve hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, divorce, divorcing, divorced, breakup, split up, breakups, breaking up, ex, exes, walked out, dump, dumped, cable, satellite, channel, channels, variety, options, tv, tvs, television, televisions
"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "
Tags:don't touch that dial, channel, channels, change, changes, changing, change the channel, changes the channel, changing the channel, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican standoffs, pistol, pistols, ad break, ad breaks, advertising break, advertising breaks, commercial, commercials, commercial break, commercial breaks, remote, remote control, remote controls, controlling, warn, warns, warning, warnings
Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, gregor samsa, animals, animal, bug, bugs, vermin, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroaches, kafka, kafkaesque, shopping channel, channel, television, consumerism, consumerist, invert, inverted
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, pet rock, rock, rocks, hopeless
THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, media consultant, media consultants, consultancy, media, entertainment, channel, channels, change, changing, hire, hiring, marketing, pr, p.r., public relations, advice, advising, modern life
Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:
"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
Tags:god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, weather, weather man, weather-man, weatherman, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, greek, grecian, greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, tv, television, subvert, subversion, divert, diverted, diversion, channel, news, heaven, heavens
Man on desert island points a remote controller at the sunset.
'It's for the election debates, of course.'
Man keeps remote in a holster.
Tags:tv, television, telly, the telly, television show, tv show, television shows, tv shows, remote, remotes, channel, channels, control, controlling, controlled, controller, controllers, remote control, hog, hogs, hogging, hogged, holster, holstered, holsters, husband, husbands, marriage issue, marriage issues, marriage trouble, troubles, troubling, troubled, problem, problems, arguing, unhappy, unhappiness
'I'm disappointed. I thought this was a show about Contract Law.'
"Lately, I've been channelling all my sexual energy into sex."
'I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.'