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Voice Recognition TV.
"Switch the channel, dear, this show is scaring the bears."
"Always leading with Brexit news is shedding viewers by the bucketload to a yellow fat man chasing a blummin' squirrel!"
Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.
"I can't switch from this reality show to the news...this is the news."
'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'
Couch Potato / World Surfer
'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'
Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport
'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'
'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'
'OK, ok. . . if you insist.'
'What's wrong with the remote, it won't change the channel?'
'While he's lying down I'll change to the other channel.'
'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'
'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'
'I didn't think channel surfing was enough, so I decided to add web surfing to my exercise regimen.'
'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.
'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'
"I've been clicking all day and I still can't find the 'confused media buyers' channel!"
Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.
'Hey, I was half-watching that!'
'I didn't know there was such a thing as the 'Man's Inhumanity to Man' channel...'
Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!
'Wow. Channel surfing AND yawning at the same time...aren't we frisky today'