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Preaching to the Choir Since 1846
"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."
Pray Ground Sign.
"You've got your hairshirt on inside-out, Brother Michael..."
Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box
"This is the first church I've seen with no clock in the back of the chapel."
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'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'
"For better. For richer. In health. Millennials, right?"
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"Damn it, Gareth, we agreed - no ex-girlfriends invited"
Believer's Chapel/Non-Believer's Chapel.
Church Steeple Rocket
"Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!"
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Brains Prohibited sign on door to church
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'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'
Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces
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'I had a Groupon.'
St. O'Mach - Patron Saint of Hearty Eaters
'Love, honor and cherish? You drive a hard bargain.'
"Say you will, Carmen."
"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"
'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'