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'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
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Preaching to the Choir Since 1846
"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."
Pray Ground Sign.
"This is the first church I've seen with no clock in the back of the chapel."
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"For better. For richer. In health. Millennials, right?"
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"Damn it, Gareth, we agreed - no ex-girlfriends invited"
Believer's Chapel/Non-Believer's Chapel.
"Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!"
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Brains Prohibited sign on door to church
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Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces
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"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"
"Say you will, Carmen."
Applause in a Church
Riot Saturday - If Wet In The Chapel
'Myra had always been proud of her figure, but frankly I found the see-thru casket in rather poor taste!'
'Actually, I thought your board outside said Happy CLAPPING!'
'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'
Labelled Church Bells.
'Think on . . . no clapping - and definitely no cheering!'
'This is the worst case of cold feet I have ever seen.'
'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'