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'If I cancel an hour before my appointment, you charge me. I've just waited an hour past my appointment time in your waiting room. This is my bill.'
The Insanity Plea.
Everything is charged!"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, technology, electronics, electronic device, electronic devices, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, charging, charged, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, cheering, happy, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, modern life
'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'
Tags:student, students, student loan, student loans, loan, loans, loaning, loaned, borrow, borrows, borrowing, borrowed, pay off, paid off, paying off, university, uni, universities, educated, student fee, student fees, fee, fees, charge, charges, charged, charging, mum, dad, mom, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Doubles are easy. When they serve, just charge the net.'
Tags:tennis, player, players, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, serve, serves, serving, service, services, double, doubles, partner, partners, charge, charges, charging, charged, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidated, pair, pairs, paired, pairing, pairings, team sport, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, medical bill, medical bills, bill, bills, fee, fees, charge, charged, charges, charging, cost, costs, medical fee, medical fees, shock, shocked, shocking, shocker, shockers, cartoon, comic, comical, eyes pop out, eyes popping out, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'd say you're looking at about $1,700.'
Tags:car, cars, motor, motors, motoring, vehicle, vehicles, drive, driving, driven, automobile, auto, auto mobile, mechanic, mechanics, engineers, engineer, garage, garages, work, worker, working, lie, lied, lies, new things, over charging, extortion, charging, charges, charged, charge, close to home
'Thanks to our new firefly lamps, we've lowered our power bill by 64 percent!'
Walk signal deposit 25¢ push button
Tags:traffic crossing, pedestrian crossing, pedestrian crossings, walk signal, crossing the road, charged, charges, charges for everyting, charges, hidden costs, added charges, hidden charges, deposit, deposits, fair use, unfair use, modern life, modern times, nothings for free, america, modern america
"He's charged with expressing contempt for data-processing."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, worker, workers, employee, employees, office, offices, office life, date processing, data-processing, data entry, data processor, data processors, bookkeeping, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, arrested, arresting, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, police station, police stations, charging, charged, contempt, hatred, dislike, hate, complaint, complaints, complaining
'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'
A man stands at the counter at a bank, in the spot where a teller usually stands is a sign that reads "Indicted".
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, banker, bankers, white collar crime, white-collar crime, indicted, charged, accused, ethics, unethical, money, finances, wall street, financial fraud, fraud, scandal, scandals, misappropriation, corrupt, corruption, theft, embezzlement
'Forget the market...We're charging whatever our conscience will bear.'
"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
Tags:criminal, robber, robbery, robbing, heist, thief, thieves, steal, stealing, stolen, steals, police, arrest, arresting, charge, charged, criminals, caught, catches, fragrance, fragrances, perfume, perfumes, mistake, mistakes, evidence, aftershave, aftershaves, fancy, metrosexual, metrosexuals, feminine, hold up, hold-up, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, unique, independent, hipster, hipsters, materialism, vain, vanity
'Am I a good lawyer? Would I charge $525.00 an hour if I wasn't?'
Tags:charging, chargers, charged, charger, electricity, electrified, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cell, cells, cell phones, smart phones, smartphone, smart phone, smartphones, laptop, laptops, plug, plugs, railway, rail, railways, railway line, railway lines, future, futures, train tracks, train, trains, rail, rails, priority, priorities, subway, subways, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators
'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to the charge of murder on the grounds that he was only trying to cure the deceased's hiccups.'
'I dreamed about your case last night so I billed for it.'
Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.
56% of GPs are in favour of charging for appointments.
'My client pleads not guilty to copyright violation, Your Honor, on the grounds that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.'
'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'
"How am I supposed to know whether I'm guilty or not? - I'm a sociopath!"
'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'
"You lucked out -- the grand jury doesn't want to get involved"