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"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"
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"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."
Tags:death, die, died, dies, dying, dead, heaven, gates of heaven, angel, angels, religion, religious, parents, parent, preferential treatment, preferential treatments, donate, donates, charity, charity work, charity workers, reaping the benefit, reap the benefit, reaped the benefits, reaps the benefits, profit, profits, profiting, god, gods, departed soul, departed souls, nepotism, nepotist, nepotists
Non-profit organization chart
Tags:org chart, org charts, organisation chart, organisation charts, organization chart, organization charts, non-profit, non-profits, charity, charities, charity worker, charity workers, third sector, not-for-profit, do-gooder, do-gooders, goody two shoes, bleeding heart, soft touch, easy mark, sucker, mister nice guy, well-wisher, mama's boy, holier than thou
Competing Mission Trampoline
Tags:red cross, competing mission, competing missions, competing agenda, competing agendas, trampoline, trampolines, charity, charities, charity worker, charity workers, fundraising, systematic racism, anti-racism, institutional racism, data collection, goal, goals, conflicting goals, competing goals, instability, unstable
"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
Tags:harass, harassing, hopeless, hopelessness, harassed, intrude, intruding, intrusion, pointless, pointlessness, stopped in the street, questionnaire, questionnaires, evangelist, evangelists, evangelical, charity worker, charity workers, the big questions, lifes mysteries, life's mysteries, chugging, chugger, chuggers, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers
"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"
'Of course as a charity our resources are limited and we may not be able to pay you quite as much as the work demands....'
"I spend most of my time fund-raising."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandles, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, fund-raiser, fund-raisers, fund-raising, charity, charity worker, charity workers, job, jobs, career, careers, pickup line, pickup lines, selfless, selflessness, chatup line, chat up lines, flirt, flirts, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, positive spin
Youths encounter array of people with clipboards: 'There are so many undesirables on the streets these days.'
Humanitarian Medical Work
Help - "What's in it for me?"
David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'
Fight black lung disease.
"No - You're supposed to put money in it!"
"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."
"Don't tell them you're a charity worker, they wouldn't touch you with a bargepole. . . tell them you're a banker or something."
Tags:bank, banks, banker, bankers, charity worker, charity workers, charity work, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chat ups, date, dates, love life, love-life, career, careers, chugger, chuggers, bad reputation, bad reputations, gold-digger, gold-diggers, gold digger, gold diggers
"Let us through! we're charity fundraisers."
"I think all these pro bono cases have gone to his head."
"The results of the church volunteer drive are in. We have 27 non-responders, 17 no shows, 23 incorrect contact info provided, 31 changes of heart, and 178 are still praying about it."
"Caroline won't be in today, she's feeling a little seedy."