Charlatan Cartoons and Comics

Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol

"Each of us harbors a secret fear he'll be unmasked as a fake, a fraud, a charlatan."

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'Don't trust him David - he's an authority figure.'

"There will be an enormous fly in your future!"

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

'...recommended by 4 out of 5 quacks!'

A phony doctor specializing in the treatment of imaginary diseases.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Be completely open with me. Remember I'm your imaginary psychiatrist."

"Just as I suspected. These things make everything louder."

"Not to worry. I just upgraded to a 5K display monitor, and the future is thirty-three percent clearer."

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

"The only reason you refer to your broker as an investment guru is because you don't know how to spell mountebank."

Signs above bank teller windows: 'Deposits,' 'Withdrawals,' 'Fools and Their Money.'

'I can't see your future, but luckily I'm very good with vague generalities and meaningless half truths.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Surprise, honey! What do you think of my new look?'

'The Hot Air in the Willows'

'I see you're not taking responsibility for your life - relying on charlatans and soothsayers.'

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

Who called me a 'quack'?