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"As part of out customer care charter it's been decided that you don't need to give us your pants until tomorrow."
'Yes, long term strategy needs fresh crayons.'
"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."
"They won't sign it unless you agree to a zero hours contract, your majesty."
You wouldn't get away with this if we had a charter of rights.
"You call this a constitution?"
'This customer care policy is getting beyond a joke!!'
The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.
'Okay, you were right -- Signing the E. U. Charter wasn't a good idea!'
'Services cancelled due to points failure.'
"Before I move off, Ladies and Gentlemen, I must read you a condensed version of the Passengers charter"