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"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."
'Are you willing to take a drug test and a vow of chastity while on school property?'
'All the tellers are nuns.'
"Celibate! I said celibate! Not celebrate!"
"More like 95% off!"
When blue bottles cuddle...
"Of course I support abstinence!"
Nun spraying Cupid with pesticide
"You must have misunderstood me...I only agreed to pre-marital 'text'."
"No, I said I was a Virginian."
"Tia Carmen, what can you tell me about the birds and the bees?"
'You're not having second thoughts, are you?'
'Tell me, Mary- have you been born again?' 'Oh, yes! Again, again and again!'
'Is she chaste? Who would wanna chase THAT?'
'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'
Patriotic sleeper. Stubborn Sleeper. Chaste Sleeper. Eternal Sleeper.
'Is she chaste? who would wanna chase that?'
'It's not just a fig leaf, it's a 'chastity fig leaf'.'
Four different kinds of sleepers.
"I'd like to fall in love, but without - you know - the icky part."
"Okay, next time I promise to bring you one."
"I need to see the Father."
"I had my fingers crossed when we did tat vow of celibacy."
"Someone called Nina left a message for you - 'Thank you for a lovely evening'."