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"I come from a large family but they've all been eaten."
"So, you like kids?"
The Stages of Wine
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Netflix and chill?
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"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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"Sure, we can have dinner. But only if your breasts sign a non-compete clause."
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"So...what's a nice grill like you doing in a place like this?"
"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
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"It's a standard pre-pickup-line agreement."
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"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"
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"Careful, Blanch. I think he's up to something."
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"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
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'I'd offer you a ride home, but my car's only a one-seater.'
"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."
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'. . .and you're asking questions!! You're curious about me, too.'
"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."
A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.
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"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"
"I curate children's parties."
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"If you're free later perhaps we could watch some of my life's 'deleted scenes'."
"Stop me if you heard me say 'stop me if you've heard me say this before.'"
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'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'
"I want to marry you, and you want me to get lost -- So what say we split the difference?"
'I'm a hired assassin. Larry here just works on spec.'
'1-800 GET LOST Gee, your phone number is an easy one to remember,'