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'I've always been a bit of a chick magnet.'
'I'd offer you a ride home, but my car's only a one-seater.'
Man adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.
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'While my friends all smuggle up with their husbands and children, I receive thanks for another doomed relationship.'
"Yes, I believe in love at first sight..."
"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"
"I'm male, you're female. Do the math."
Jim wasn't much of a dater.
'I can't believe they're buying this ' but I'm really a prince' crap.'
'Well, if it's not me, what is it? Are you seeing someone else?'
'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'
'I'm a hired assassin. Larry here just works on spec.'
'Hey babe, do you have plans later?'
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'Can I buy you a drink, doll face?'
'But enough about you. Let's talk some more about me.'
'Two beers, please -- and lose the chaser.'
'Those two are not fiction, I hope.'
'I can never open those sachets of sauce.' (Thinks: I think she's falling for my saucy schmooze!'
'BOND, Fatso Bond..'
'I know you've heard about how we roosters get around, but believe me, I'm a one-chicken guy.'
'Me again. Mother says persistence pays off. If you want me to leave you alone, it'll cost you a dollar.'
'Sorry - I'm saving all my small talk for my novel.'
'You know, I'm very attracted to you.'
Can you feel the electricity in the air?...