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"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."
Only thing she hated more than small talk was really, really small talk.
Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'
'She didn't say yes and she didn't say no -- she said 'get out of here before I call a cop.''
"I spend most of my time fund-raising."
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'The name's Bond...Vagabond...'
"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."
"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."
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She was quickly arrested and charged with passing phony Bills.
'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'
"Why do you wear green lipstick?"
'I've always lived my life on the cutting edge of inoffensiveness!'
'I'm not very good at chatting up beautiful women so I'm trying my hand with ordinary ones.'
'Do you wanna read my body language?'
"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"
"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."
'You may not share my beliefs, but you should respect them!' 'What shall I do? He believes he's God's gift to women.'
'...why pay a fortune...'
'I haven't invited anyone back to my place since the divorce. Haven't even taken down the decorations.'
My name is Morton and I'm a nice man. So? Are you a nice woman? Can you believe this? I think I've discovered a whole new species of wimp! Actually, he's kinda cute...
Judge holding up score card asking for phone number.
'She's a lovely girl, but she's obviously no good at relationships!'
'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'
'Drop dead, creep,' eh? — what's that supposed to mean?
Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father? My father. He's a plastic surgeon.