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Chatup Lines Cartoons and Comics

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"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."

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Only thing she hated more than small talk was really, really small talk.

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Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'

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'The name's Bond...Vagabond...'

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"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

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"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."

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She was quickly arrested and charged with passing phony Bills.

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'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

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"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Artist: Flanagan, Mike   Search ID: mfln7795   High Res: 2342x1109 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, flirted, lipstick, lipsticks, love life, love-life, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, pick-up lines, chatup line, chatup lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, body language, signal, signals, traffic light, traffic lights

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'I've always lived my life on the cutting edge of inoffensiveness!'

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'I'm not very good at chatting up beautiful women so I'm trying my hand with ordinary ones.'

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'Do you wanna read my body language?'

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"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

Artist: Cantú and Castellanos   Search ID: hcc130228   High Res: 3000x968 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: baldo, flirt, flirts, chatup line, chatup lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, pick-up lines, school dance, school dances, principal, principals, lunch lady, lunch ladies, creamed spinach, clueless, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, buffet, buffets

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"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

Artist: Cantú and Castellanos   Search ID: hcc140502   High Res: 3000x935 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: baldo, chatup line, chatup lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, pick-up lines, beautiful eyes, compliment, compliments, complimenting, date, dates, dating, flatter, flatters, flattering, gorgeous eyes, flattery, romance, romantic, first date, first dates

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'You may not share my beliefs, but you should respect them!' 'What shall I do? He believes he's God's gift to women.'

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'...why pay a fortune...'

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'I haven't invited anyone back to my place since the divorce. Haven't even taken down the decorations.'

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My name is Morton and I'm a nice man. So? Are you a nice woman? Can you believe this? I think I've discovered a whole new species of wimp! Actually, he's kinda cute...

Artist: Sizemore, Jim   Search ID: jsin436   High Res: 2100x975 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: morton, pickup line, pickup, chatup line, chatup, chatup lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chat-up, line, lines, pickup lines, tavern, love, drinking, happy hour, social life, work life, wimp, wimps, attraction

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'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

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'She's a lovely girl, but she's obviously no good at relationships!'

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How do you like your eggs, madam? Unfertilized, thank you.

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How about giving me your phone number. It's in the phone book. But I don't know your name... It's in the phone book.

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Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

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So, your place...or my mother's?

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"Is that Nat with a G?"

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