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New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
Factory Second Food
"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."
"Oh sorry. I gave you American apple pie. You're supposed to get the apple pie from a former Soviet Republic."
'The lower-priced items contain genetically-modified foods not yet approved for human use.'
'Oh gross, are we eating another Eames knockoff?'
The fisherman and his catch...
"They just showed one of those TV commercials that say you can feed a starving child for 49 cents a day."
"I think I've got chicken in cheap white wine flu."