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"Instead of digging a hole to China, I've hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us."
'Offshoring is the future and I'm afraid we've founds a lawyer in Mumbai whose 46% better at being you for half the cost.'
'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'
Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.
"We're going to have to let you go ...We've found someone in China who is 45% better at being you for 23% less."
'Human-rights issues aside, you will soon enjoy the benefits of trade with China.'
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'Just what you asked for... made in the US by adult US citizens... that will be $1,795.00'
'Apparently it was made by a seven year old Indian boy not bad is it...?'
'There's no word for leisure in your language.'
"One day this will all be outsourced."
Sweat Shop: 'You'd think they'd at least let us buy the seconds at a discount.'
"We're going to have to let you go. I've just bought a better version of you online that's 25% better for half the cost."
'We use foreign labor, but whenwe sue we use American Lawyers.'
'I'm in favor of lifting restrictions on immigration - they're willing to work cheap with no benefits.'
"Did I mention I work for peanuts?"
'I was going to buy him a Bob the Builder DVD but these Polish chaps are so much cheaper.'
'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'
Tags:clown, clowns, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, entertainer, entertainers, outsource, outsourcing, out-source, out-sourcing, out source, out sourcing, lay off, lay offs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, laid-off, performer, performers, downsize, downsizing, cheap labour, cheap labor, redundancy, redundancies
'We'll have to outsource smoking to China.'
'I cost them almost nothing. I don't have health care. I can be deleted at a moment's notice. I'm not a valued employee anymore. I'm an app.'
'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go...we've just sourced somebody in Mumbai who's 34% better at being you for 29% less!'
"On the plus side, the abominable snowmen know the area, and they work for next to nothing."
Tags:mountain, mountains, mountain climbing, rock climbing, mountain climbers, rock climbers, abominable snowman, yeti, bigfoot, sasquatch, sasquatches, sherpa, sherpas, guide, mountain guide, guides, mountain guides, ice climb, ice climber, ice climbing, ice climbers, extreme sports, extreme sport, adrenaline junkie, adrenaline junkies, free labor, free labour, exploitation, cheap labor, cheap labour
"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."
Tags:manufacturing, manufacturer, manufacturers, outsource, outsources, outsourced, outsourcing, santa's, santa, father christmas, santa claus, father christmas', workshop, workshops, north pole, saint nick, saint nicholas, elf, elves, present, presents, toy, toys, toy making, toy maker, toy makers, chinese industry, chinese manufacturing, chinese exports, cheap labour, cheap labor
'Good evening. I'm disenfranchised, and I'll be your waiter tonight.'
'We said we were outsourcing you job...we didn't say anything about you going with it.'