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"I prefer the cheap stuff."
"Not too much, you know what your hose wine does to me."
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"Our house wine is abominable."
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Cheap White Wine
"A bottle of wine with a label? Larry, you splurged."
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"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"
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"The Shiraz is particularly disagreeable!"
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"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."
A man sells wine for $1 a bottle next to life insurance selling for $10 a bottle.
"I'm looking for a wine that doesn't linger on the wallet."
'£17 a bottle. It must be a fairly good wine.'
'The house wine sir.'
'At least serve me with something better than a $2 bottle of wine.'
'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'
'I like my wine the way I like my prescriptions - generic.'
'Yes, but it burns holes in the table cloth.'
'Eleven pounds. Must be good wine.'
'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'
'I think we might attract a better type of customer if we raised our standards a little.'
'This is an honest little wine, sir.'
"Nope, no need to smell the cork."
"I wanted a bottle of inexpensive wine, but this one is corked with chewed bubblegum."
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