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"Our house wine is abominable."
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"A bottle of wine with a label? Larry, you splurged."
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"The Shiraz is particularly disagreeable!"
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"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."
A man sells wine for $1 a bottle next to life insurance selling for $10 a bottle.
'Well, the wine is certainly easy to swallow ... and so is the wine if you're already intoxicated.'
"I'm looking for a wine that doesn't linger on the wallet."
'£17 a bottle. It must be a fairly good wine.'
'The house wine sir.'
'At least serve me with something better than a $2 bottle of wine.'
'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'
'I like my wine the way I like my prescriptions - generic.'
'Yes, but it burns holes in the table cloth.'
'Eleven pounds. Must be good wine.'
'I think we might attract a better type of customer if we raised our standards a little.'
'This is an honest little wine, sir.'
"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."
"I wanted a bottle of inexpensive wine, but this one is corked with chewed bubblegum."
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"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"