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Hot Air and Cold Air Balloon Rides.
'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'
"We have a new financial model where you don't get paid anything."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, money, salary, salaries, wage, wages, finances, financial model, financial models, cutbacks, pay-cut, pay-cuts, economy, reduction, lowering, saving money, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, cutting costs, competitive, modern life
"You're embarassed that you complained about my fee. Now we're making progress."
Tags:cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, frugal, stingy, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, embarrassed, embarrassing, tightwad, tightwads
'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'
" 'Best if used before 1/1/2000.' "
"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."
Tags:date, dates, dating, restuarant, restaurants, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, salad, salads, recommend, recommends, recommending, recommendation, recommendations, waitress, waitresses, waitressing, serve, serves, serving, cheap, cooking, cook, cooks, less, cheapskate, cheapskates, afford, affords, affording, affordable
Avoiding Dental Expenses
Tags:toothache, toothaches, dental expenses, dentist, dentists, cheapskate, cheapskates, skinflint, skinflints, irresponsible, irresponsibility, stingy, stingy, horse, horses, medieval, medieval times, dental work, pulling out a tooth, rotten tooth, rotten teeth, bad tooth, bad teeth, extraction, extractions
Budget Sideshow Attractions
Bartlett's Expanded Quotations
Tags:quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, familiar quotations, bartlett, bartlett's, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, scold, scolds, scolding, frustrate, frustration, frustrations, family, families
Tags:recliner, recliners, budget, budgets, armchair, armchairs, arm-chair, arm-chairs, economize, economise, economizing, economising, economizes, economises, furniture, budget furniture, budget armchair, living room, living rooms, money problem, money problems, problem solving, upside down, comfort, comfortable, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, penny-pincher, penny-pinchers, penny pincher, penny pinchers, miser, misers, misery
"So, who wants to go on a fifty-five-inch wide-screen TV run?"
Tags:beer run, beer runs, watching the game, watch the game, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, game night, tv, tvs, guest, guests, host, hosts, bad host, bad hosts, cheeky, brazen, shameless, shamelessness, take advantage, taking advantage, cheapskate, cheapskates, taking the mickey, take the mickey, takes the mickey
'They stopped making excuses. It's cheaper to import them.'
"I gave on the E train."
Tags:subway, subways, underground, undergrounds, underground train, railway, railways, busker, buskers, busking, busk, busks, musician, musicians, street performer, street performers, street performance, subway musician, subway musicians, performing monkey, performing monkeys, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, commuting, public transport, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, charity, charities, charitable, charitable donation, charitable donations, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers
"More Château de Costco?"
Tags:wine, wines, costco, bulk, bulk size, buy in bulk, buying in bulk, wholesale, wholesale price, wholesale prices, wine snob, wine snobs, fine wine, fine wines, boxed wine, boxed wines, box wine, box wines, save, saves, savings, spendthrift, thrifty, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, purchase, purchases, club store, club stores
"See! We have the Grand Canyon to ourselves!"
"If I could afford a plane, I'd hire a plane."
Tags:banner, banners, plane banner, plane banners, skywriting, campaign, campaigns, political campaign, political campaigns, campaign advertisement, campaign advertisements, campaign advertising, vote, votes, voting, gotv, get out the vote, low budget, advertising budget, budget, budgets, strapped for cash, cheap, cheap alternative, cheap alternatives, cheapskate, cheapskates, inexpensive, campaign finance, campaign finances, political advertisement, political advertising
"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."
"That's out of my price range. Do you have anything that's free?"
Tags:diamond ring, diamond rings, engagement ring, engagement rings, diamond, diamonds, ring, rings, jewelry, jeweler, jewelers, jeweller, jewellers, jewellery, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, jewelry store, jewelry stores, jewelry shop, jewelry shops, jewellery shop, jewellery shops, jewellery store, jewellery stores, price range, prince ranges, price-range, price-ranges, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, romance, romances, proposal, proposals
"Happy birthday, Judy. And for all the other employees born in October, November, December or any of the other months, happy birthday to you, too."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, happy birthdays, employee, employees, employer, employers, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, birthday cake, birthday cakes, office job, office jobs, office politics, boss, bosses, manager, stingy, stingyness, stinginess, penny pincher, penny pinchers, penny-pincher, penny-pinchers
Al D'Amato's Suggestion Box
"I much prefer random acts of kindness to the habitual ones."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, homeless, homelessness, food pantry, food pantries, food bank, food banks, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, feed the homeless, charity shop, charity shops, charity, charities, donate, donation, donations, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandled, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, spare some change, bum, bums, poor, poverty, habit, habits, habitual, random acts of kindness, stingy, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
Tags:office supplies, back-to-school, money saver, money savers, money saving, cheap, thrifty, frugal, cheapskate, cheapskates, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thievery, pencil, pencils, back-to-shool sale, back-to-school sales, stolen, student, students, school supplies, pen, pens, hole punch, hole punches
"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."
Tags:participation, participation trophy, participation trophies, raise, raises, pay raise, pay raises, pay rise, pay rises, wage, wages, low wage, low wages, underpaid, boss, bosses, manager, managers, corporate culture, corporate ladder, big corporation, reward, rewards, ribbon, ribbons, cheapskate, cheapskates
"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."