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"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
'Haves' and 'Have Nots'
Tags:airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, plane, planes, jet, jets, jumbo, jumbos, queue, queues, line, lines, airline, airlines, check-in, check in, privilege, privileges, privileged, high society, wealth, wealthy, money, rich, richness, class, class critique, critique, critic, critical, commentary, social commentary, political, politics, haves, have nots
To conserve energy our staff will not respond.
Tags:customer service, hotel, hotels, checkin, checks in, checking in, check-in, check-ins, check-in desk, check-in desks, responsive, response, responses, respond, responds, unresponsive, indifferent, energy conservation, reduce energy, reduces energy, reducing energy, energy reduction, energy reductions, manager, managers, management, green, greening, green energy, saving, savings, clerk, clerks, desk duty, hotel staff
"Hell: The Airport"
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, hell, after death, religion, religious, afterlife, stress, stressful, anxiety, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, cancellation, cancellations, lost luggage, lost baggage, missed flights, cancelled flights, canceled flights, crowd, crowds, crowded, line, lines, lineups, queue, queues, queuing, lining up, security, immigration, check-in, check-in counter, check-in counters, check-in desk, check-in desks, lost, traffic, bad experience, bad experiences
"Sorry, sir, zone five doesn't board."
Tags:boarding pass, boarding passes, boarding order, boarding lounge, boarding lounges, priority board, priority boards, priority boarding, air hostesses, air hostess, airport, airports, airline, airlines, departures lounge, departures lounges, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, travel plan, travel plans
"Any chance of an upgrade to a flight that's on time?"
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, flight, flights, flying, international flights, domestic flights, upgrade, upgrades, on time, late, always late, never on time, leaving late, departing late, arriving late, behind schedule, running late, running behind, check-in, check-in desk, check-in desks, check-in counter, check-in counters, unreliable
"The aisle seats are reserved for passengers who like to trip other passengers as they go to the restroom."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, check-in counter, check-in counters, check-in desk, check-in desk, check-in, staff, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aisle, aisles, aisle seat, aisle seats, seat, seats, seating, aisle seating, reserved, reservation, reservations, passenger, passengers, trip, tripping, restroom, restrooms, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, flight, flights, flying, rude passenger, rude passengers, customer service, service
"Just the one piece of luggage?"
'I'm a just-in-time imports/exports executive - I should've gone home Tuesday week!'
The Airbnbers Stranded Between Check-ins
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, holiday home, holiday homes, vacation home, vacation homes, holiday let, holiday lets, vacation let, vacation lets, stranded, tourist, tourists, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers
'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'
"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"
'...and we offer a complete range of amenities, including, 24 room service, concierge staff and complimentary belly rubs.'
'Mr and Mrs John Smith.'
'Would you like a wake-up call?' (National Clueless Convention).
"There are no seats left together on the flight, but maybe if you make pouty faces at me I can magically add more chairs to the airplane."
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, boarding, board, attendant, attendants, air host, air hostess, air, air hosts, air hostesses, customer, customer service, annoy, annoyed, annoying, sarcasm, sarcastic, pouty, pouting, pout, seats, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, check-in, check in, airport, airports, frustration, frustrating
"Tell the doctor I'll see him now!"
"Look at it this way, we have a waiting room and it would be a shame not to use it."
'Could we have an upgrade away from the children?'
'Gross...such an old school way of checking in!!!'
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
Tags:luggage, baggage, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, airport, airports, airport check in, airport check ins, bag, bags, lost luggage, lost baggage, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, tourist, tourists, travel, suitcase, suitcases, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
'She worked at the airport behind the check-in counter. Dumped me after our first date. Said I had too much baggage.'
Arrivals Departures Bankruptcies
Emotional Baggage Check In.
Check-in - 'Did you pack this case yourself Sir?' (case full of money)