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"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
To conserve energy our staff will not respond.
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"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"
'...and we offer a complete range of amenities, including, 24 room service, concierge staff and complimentary belly rubs.'
'Would you like a wake-up call?' (National Clueless Convention).
"Tell the doctor I'll see him now!"
"Look at it this way, we have a waiting room and it would be a shame not to use it."
Arrivals Departures Bankruptcies
Emotional Baggage Check In.
"You've got your favorite room - right by the ice machine."
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'She says she packed them all herself...'
"You're on THAT many prescription meds? Then to save time, just list everything that's NOT wrong with you."
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Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.
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'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'
"I thought you said you checked in online."
"Any family history of stroke? Diabetes? Bankruptcy?"
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"... No, we're not a five star hotel. That's the name of the place... The five star hotel."
"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."
"How many nights do you want to stay, sir? Okay...just kidding."
Sorry Sir, you know the rules: 'Pigs can't fly'
'Don't worry. That questionnaire is a lot more intrusive than your surgery will be.'
"We offer a complimentary turn-down service."
'It would have only been a poke in the eye if you booked online.'
'Did you pack your own luggage?'
'Yes, I'm age 68, just a few more years to go before retirement! Here's your ticket, sir. Greetings to the pilot, he's my dad!'