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"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
To conserve energy our staff will not respond.
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"Sorry, sir, zone five doesn't board."
Tags:boarding pass, boarding passes, boarding order, boarding lounge, boarding lounges, priority board, priority boards, priority boarding, air hostesses, air hostess, airport, airports, airline, airlines, departures lounge, departures lounges, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, travel plan, travel plans
"Just the one piece of luggage?"
The Airbnbers Stranded Between Check-ins
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, holiday home, holiday homes, vacation home, vacation homes, holiday let, holiday lets, vacation let, vacation lets, stranded, tourist, tourists, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers
"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"
'...and we offer a complete range of amenities, including, 24 room service, concierge staff and complimentary belly rubs.'
'Would you like a wake-up call?' (National Clueless Convention).
"Tell the doctor I'll see him now!"
"Look at it this way, we have a waiting room and it would be a shame not to use it."
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
Tags:luggage, baggage, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, airport, airports, airport check in, airport check ins, bag, bags, lost luggage, lost baggage, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, tourist, tourists, travel, suitcase, suitcases, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
Arrivals Departures Bankruptcies
Emotional Baggage Check In.
"You've got your favorite room - right by the ice machine."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, ice machines, hotels, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, hotel room, hotel rooms, snow figure, snow person, snow people, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, ice, ice machine, hotel, checking in, front desk, hotel rooms, reservations, reserved rooms, winter, cold, frozen, snow men, snow man, snow-men, snow-man, air conditioning, air conditioner, air conditioners
'She says she packed them all herself...'
"You're on THAT many prescription meds? Then to save time, just list everything that's NOT wrong with you."
Tags:prescription, prescriptions, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, drug, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, healthcare, health care, medical condition, medical conditions, healthcare, medical problem, medical problems, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, medical paranoia
Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.
Tags:excess baggage, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel plan, travel plans, ceo, ceos, out of touch, chief exec, chief execs, chief executive, chief executives, airline, airlines, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, airport, airports, add-on, add-ons, add on, add ons, fee, fees, charge, charges, cost, costs
'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'
"I thought you said you checked in online."
"Any family history of stroke? Diabetes? Bankruptcy?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, gp, gps, health insurance, medical insurance, health coverage, medical coverage, medical history, medical record, medical records, family history, medicine, medicines, diabetes, bankruptcy, surgery, surgeries, hospital, hospitals, check in, check-in, check ins, check-ins, healthy bank account, healthy bank accounts
"... No, we're not a five star hotel. That's the name of the place... The five star hotel."
"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."
"How many nights do you want to stay, sir? Okay...just kidding."
Sorry Sir, you know the rules: 'Pigs can't fly'
'Don't worry. That questionnaire is a lot more intrusive than your surgery will be.'