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"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."
'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
Tags:doctor, doctors, arm, arms, build up, builds up, muscle, muscles, grow, growth, growths, abnormal, unusual, e-mail, e-mails, email, emails, e mail, e mails, electronic, electronics, mail, mails, check, checks, checking, checker, checkers, excess, excessive, overuse, overused, overuses, close to home
A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, donating, charity, poverty, tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax deduction, tax deductions, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, taxman, taxmen, accounting, accountant, accountants, form 1040, gift, gifts, cash, cheque, cheques, check, checks
"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, money, government, law and order, bank, banks, banking, check, checks, bounced check, bounced checks, bad check, bad checks, insufficient funds, loan, loans, debt, in debt, jail, jails, prison, prisons, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, banker, bankers, non-sufficient funds
"It's from my Swiss account."
Tags:literal, literally, cheese, cheeses, holey cheese, hole, holes, swiss, swiss cheese, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, swiss cheeses, traditional, pun, puns, visual gag, visual joke, word play, play on words, word-play, pay, payment, bank, banks, banking, foreign investment, overseas, cheque, check, cheques, checks, check book, cheque book, paid
Tags:writer, writers, writing, typing, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, manuscript, manuscripts, draft, drafts, publisher, publishers, publishing, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, publishing industry, cheque, cheques, check, checks, royalty check, royalty checks, royalty cheque, royalty cheques, money, finances, personal finances, pay, royalties, muse, muses, inspiration, inspired
"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
Tags:literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, book, books, king arthur, camelot, knights of the round table, round table, history, historical, medieval, knight, knights, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, splitting the bill, paying the bill, splitting the cheque, paying the cheque, paying the check, splitting the check, money, splitting, separate, dividing, division, divisions, sharing, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty
'A-ha, They spelled 'Kloprinol' with a 'c''
"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, conflict, conflicts, bill, bills, paying, payment, money, check, checks, cheque, cheques, credit card, credit cards, going dutch, equality, modern life
"Let's see, who had the canary?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, cat, cats, pet, pets, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, dining, eating, paying, paying the bill, bill, bills, receipt, receipts, cheque, cheques, check, checks, money, sorting out the bill, canary, canaries, bird, birds, cat who ate the canary, cat who swallowed the canary, cat who got the canary, smirk, smirks, smile, smiles, proud, smug, self-satisfied, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms
"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, nativity story, christmas story, jesus, jesus christ, baby jesus, birth of jesus, jesus's birth, son of god, three wise men, three kings, magi, balthazar, melchior, caspar, gold, frankincense, myrrh, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, noel, yule, shopping, cheque, cheques, check, checks, money
"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
Tags:check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science is
'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'
Tags:queen, queens, royal, royalty, royalties, id, identity, identities, check, checks, checking, checked, money, moneys, pound note, pound notes, shop assistant, shop assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, shop keeper, shop keepers, assistant, assistants, identification, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Pawns take their picture with the king.
"I've been told that my check is in the mail. Could you verify that for me?"
Tags:post, mail, letter, letters, postman, postmen, postal worker, postal workers, post office, post offices, cheque, cheques, check, checks, money, finances, verification, check, double check, tracking, proof, evidence, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, excuse, excuses, common excuse, common excuses
'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'
"Whoops!...Forgot my wallet. Can you take care of this?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, cheap date, cheap dates, money, finances, forgetting your wallet, paying the bill, bill, bills, check, checks, cheque, cheques, paying, man, men, unfunded, no funding, excuse, excuses
"I had a touch of the flu last February, and that funny ache in my thumb still flares up when it's damp, but, thanks to the diet and exercise program you recommended, I feel better all around since the last abduction."
Tags:health, healthy, healthcare, wellbeing, checkup, check-up, check up, checkups, check-up, check, check ups, alien, aliens, extra terrestrial, probed, probe, probes, abduct, abducted, abduction, conspiracy, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, healthcare, health-care, health care, medicare, medi care, medi-care, obama care, obama-care
'He's our new Pallitative Specialist!'
'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
Tags:art, art history, classic art, modern art, museum, museums, galleries, culture, cultural, cultural reference, parody, parodied, spin off, spinoff, spin-off, spinoffs, spin offs, spin-offs, art collector, art dealer, art collection, private collection, collection, collections, rare, rarity, modern, modernity, modern art, signature, style, stylish, pollock, jackson pollock, check, cheques, checks
After his career in advertising faded, Hamburger Helper tried his hand in health care... It wouldn't last.
Decline of the Roman Empire.
Tags:roman, romans, julius caesar, caesar, card, transaction, cards, credit, debit, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, payment, payments, decline, declined, emperor, emperors, empress, embarrass, embarrassment, embarrassed, check, chekcs, cheque, cheques, hun, huns, bounce, bounced, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Let me guess...it's contagious!'
'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist.'