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'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'
'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).
'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'
DeparturesStandbyAbandon all hope.
'Yes, I'm age 68, just a few more years to go before retirement! Here's your ticket, sir. Greetings to the pilot, he's my dad!'
Petit Bourgeois travel section.
'Excuse me, but did she or did she not say one check-in bag and one carrion?'
Kentucky Flight Check-in mistaken for a fast food outlet.
'I know there are a lot of Smiths about but is there a teeny-weeny chance we could be related?'
'Madam, I think you may have made a mistake.'