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Balancing a cheque book

'Bernie Madoff is having some trouble behind bars!'

"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."

'The Banksters are Still Too Big to Fail!'

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

'Tell you what -- why don't you go watch some TV while I balance your checkbook?'

'That house is a fixer upper. Are you handy with a checkbook?'

'Make up your mind! -- Do you want me to balance our budget or our checkbook?'

'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'

'50% of your figures are real, and 50% are made up.'

'How do you expect me to balance the checkbook on your income?'

"Will you take a cheque, mate?"

'I've applied Chrysler's stat approach, Crossman's function units and the Albrecht method and I still can't balance the checkbook.'

'I knew her two cheque-books ago...'

'I feel like doing a little writing tonight. Where's the checkbook?'

'That's a record. I had the check book balanced for all of fifteen minutes.'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'I'm unable to balance my blasted check book, Ms. Wilson.'

'Some accountant you turned out to be! You can't even balance my checkbook!'

'There's an important book you should consult before splurging on that boat--your checkbook.'

'Since we got the microcomputer, Graham spends an hour every night balancing the checkbook.'