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To conserve energy our staff will not respond.
"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka
"Secreting or non-secreting"
'As a 'frequent flyer' with a lame wing, could I get on a plane traveling one on the flyways?'
"I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we've had to downgrade you to mongrel class."
'What's this,Sally-hoping for a place in the record books?'
"Is this your husbands first flight?"