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'Would you like to hear our bank's heartwarming theme song, as I refuse to compromise on your overdraft charges'
'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.'
Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.
'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'
"And in what denomination would you like your 'every last damn cent'?"
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"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."
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'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'
"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?"
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"When will you be back at the bank?"
'Instead of trying to figure out your checking account, we're just going to grant you a new identity.'
"The Government says its deficit is no big deal, so why are you making such a fuss about mine?"
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'To make a long story short, sir, your check bounced so high it hasn't come down yet.'
'Wait till you meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!'
"Check it out! This app tells me how much money I have in my bank account!"
"Balancing my books."
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'Our checking account is suffering from insignificant funds.'
'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'
"According to our data, your account was closed at midnight."
"It's a new approach to banking."
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"If you're up there, Agnes, please find a way to send me the bank password!"
"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."