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"I'm warning you- I'm going to call the police if you don't stop touching base with me."
"We're not leaving until I find every book we ever gave them."
"Well, your nose feels cold."
Tags:dog, dogs, health, healthy, diagnosis, diagnoses, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, nose, noses, dog nose, dog noses, cold, temperature, temperatures, checkup, checkups, checking up, high temperature, high temperatures, fever, fevers, pet, pets, pet health, animal doctor, animal doctors, animal hospital, animal hospitals
"I do feel a lot better since I passed it on, thanks!"
Tags:bat, bats, hang, hanging, upside down, better, improve, improving, feel, feels, feeling, illness, illnesses, recover, recovered, recovery, coronavirus, covid, covid-19, spread, spreads, spreading, pandemic, pandemics, pass on, pass it on, check up, checking up, checking in, human, humans, specie, species, suffer, suffers, suffering
Dragon breathes fire on the dentist.
Tags:dragon, dragons, creature, creatures, dentist, dentists, dentistry, patient, patients, mouth, mouths, breathe, breathes, breathing, teeth, fire, fires, smoke, smokes, smoking, flame, flames, scorch, scorched, apologise, apology, apologies, awkward, reflex, reflexes, check-up, check-ups, checking up
"You've been eating again."
My Gay Son Never Calls
Tags:parade, parades, march, marching, rally, rallies, support, supporters, supporter, supporting, supportive, happy, proud, pride, gay pride, parents, parent, mom, dad, mos, dads, parenthood, motherhood, fatherhood, mother, mothers, father, fathers, gay son, gay man, gay boy, graphic tshirt, graphic tshirts, graphic t-shirt, graphic t-shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, growing up, calling home, call mom, calling mom, call dad, calling dad, checking in, checking up, keeping in touch, keep in touch, stay connected, staying connected, family, families, life update, life updates, contact, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilty, worry, worries, passive-aggressive, mum, mums, worrier, worriers
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
Tags:mom, dad, mom and dad, parent, parents, check up, checks up, checking up, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, overbearing, overbearing family, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, st. peter, saint peter, afterlife, hereafter, pearly gates, checking after you, check after you, checks after you, protective, overprotective, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers
"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."
"He's not here."
Tags:barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, bartender, bartenders, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, nagging, wife, wives, nag, nags, nagged, married life, married couple, drinker, drinkers, drinking hole, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonest, dishonesty, complicit, checking up, patron, patrons
'Thought I'd run off a couple of resum?s while the boss is out.'
Someone is Out There Watching.
Tags:college, university, university life, universities, colleges, watching, watches, attached, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, parents, parent, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, horror, horrors, parody, parodies, overbearing, overbears, overwhelming, checking, check, check up, checking up, stalk, stalking, stalks, stalker, stalked, education, educational
"Now, you might feel a slight pinch, since part of this procedure involves me pinching you."
Tags:medicine, doctors, doctor, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, checking up, slight pinch, slight pinches, pinch, pinches, shot, shots, getting a shot, patients, patient, pinching, procedure, procedures, standard procedure, standard procedures, pinched
Squirrel holding nuts at urologist office.
'Dr. Hamer! Wait! That's Mrs. Tillman, here for a cleaning! Mrs. Hillman is the one having eight teeth extracted!'
'Don't worry! The doctor's currently inspecting my stomach.'
'Believe me, this is worse for me than it is for you.'
'I don't know why my parents are depressed. I'm here to check on them all the time.'
'Tell me, Mr. Steiner, do you do a lot of heavy lifting at work?'
"Uh oh! It's my dad! He's probably mad I'm not home yet. Here! Tell him he has the wrong number!"
Tags:baldo, check up, checks up, checking up, curfew, curfews, out after curfew, lie detector, lie detectors, lie, lies, lying, app, apps, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, gullible, gullibility, late night, late nights, out with friends, excuse, excuses, teen, teens, teenager, teenage son, teenage sons, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, lie detection, unbelievable
'It's definitely the worst ingrown toenail I've ever seen.'
"No, his phone line is fine. Maybe he just doesn't love you anymore."
Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."
STRIP Hambone: Home computer wondering where it's owner is
First of all I think you should cut down on your smoking.