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"You said I could have one cookie before dinner."
'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'
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'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'
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'Who said 'duh'?'
"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"
'Yes, Frank. I'm sure you can make two hundred words out of just twenty six letters.'
'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'
'Does this mean no more company car?'
'So you want me to put on a sweater because you feel cold? Are you thirsty too? Perhaps I should drink something.'
Goal keeper leaving his unifrom in goal.
Beggar's sign: 'Accepting new clients.'
"You can't expect me to walk in this condition..."
"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."
Glass Blowers have a lot of cheek.
Beggar's sign: 'Please help! Profits down 8% this quarter.'
"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."
"Miss Duxbury, get this one checked for fingerprints!"
"You seem to have plenty of confidence."
"That efficiency expert you hired said I should get rid of you."
"Why, oh why, don't you talk back to me, my beautiful little plant...??"
'The best way to save face is to keep the bottom half closed.'
"Johnson suggests the same thing every month...that we give him more money."
'Okay, I'm sorry I called you a cheeky monkey. Now, stop moaning and eat your banana!'