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'Ooooo, honey. A Pinot Noir!...That could be a game changer.'
"I understand goat cheese has had it."
Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.
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"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."
"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."
"I may be biased, but I believe goat cheese is superior."
"It's from my Swiss account."
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Cheese of the Week: Brie
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Mice taking lessons.
Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop
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Last Tango in Wisconsin
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"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
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"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''
"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."
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The Pie Chart of Mystery
"And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?"
Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
Pittsburgh Cream Cheese
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"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, taking animals, cow, cows, cattle, bovine, livestock, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, dairy, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, product, products, dairy products, milk products, food, milk, butter, cheese, spreading yourself thin, overdoing it, spread oneself too thin, doing too much, food products
"How can anyone govern a county that produces three kinds of cheese?"
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
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'Cut the blue wire!'