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A Wisconsin Cheesescape
'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'
'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'
Betty Died And Went To Fondue
Cheesecake nutritional information.
"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."
'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'
'Are you JOKING? There's a triple chocolate cheesecake in there!'
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'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'
'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'
"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."
"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."
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Any time is cake o'clock
"It's a special Manchego cake for your Birthday!"
"The teacher told us about evolution today. So Dad, why did our ancestors choose to evolve into dung-beetles instead of, for example, cheesecake-beetles?"
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'
'It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free.'
'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'
'Read my hips. Don't order the chocolate cheesecake.'
Doris turns to crime
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