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'Ooooo, honey. A Pinot Noir!...That could be a game changer.'
"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."
"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."
"I may be biased, but I believe goat cheese is superior."
"It's from my Swiss account."
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"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"
Last Tango in Wisconsin
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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
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"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''
"And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?"
The Pie Chart of Mystery
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'
Pittsburgh Cream Cheese
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"How can anyone govern a county that produces three kinds of cheese?"
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
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When vegans pose for photos.
"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."
"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"
"Blue-cheese, Thousand Island or Paul Newman?"
A cornucopia full of cheese.
A Wisconsin Cheesescape
"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."
'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'
Ants take cheese and grater
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