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"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"
"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."
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Bad Flower Pick Up Lines
The wonderful world of cheese.
"May I write a poem about you?"
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"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"
"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"
"Our products are cheesy and I'm most proud of that."
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"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"
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Does this chocolate taste a bit cheesy to you
"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."
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'I'm past the phase of being embarrassed by you, and I'd like to start bringing my friends around as soon as we do something about all this kitsch.'
"I wanna be your lapdog."
"I couldn't bear to be without you."
"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."
"I'm head over heels about you."
"I'm raven mad about you."
'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'
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"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"
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Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'
'Hey, have you heard this one - what do you call a deer with no eyes?'