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Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
Midlife crises of the Serengeti
Amish Midlife Crisis
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"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
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Prehistoric Grim Reaper
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Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!
"That one, I think, is a liver spot."
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"Don't bother worrying about that guy, Vince. You know the old saying: 'Cheetahs never win.'"
'Listen, I like you, Chet, but I prefer to move a little slower.'
The lawyers of the jungle
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'I think our relationship is moving way too fast.'
'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'
Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'
"I didn't actually change my spots, these are just some additional age spots."
'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'
"I don't stand a chance."
'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'
"Okay come on out. There's no such thing as a 'Home Base'."
'What's going on in the jungle'
Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.
Carcass Bicycle Rack