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Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
Midlife crises of the Serengeti
Amish Midlife Crisis
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Prehistoric Grim Reaper
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"That one, I think, is a liver spot."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, big cat, big cats, leopard, leopards, cheetah, cheetahs, spot, spots, spotted, fur, health, medical, medicine, liver spot, liver spots, age spot, age spots, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, ageing, aging, beauty, skin, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology
"Don't bother worrying about that guy, Vince. You know the old saying: 'Cheetahs never win.'"
'Listen, I like you, Chet, but I prefer to move a little slower.'
The lawyers of the jungle
Tags:law of the jungle, jungle, jungles, forest, forests, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, law firm, law firms, senior lawyer, senior lawyers, kill, kills, lion kill, lion, lions, leopard, leopards, cheetah, cheetahs, hyena, hyenas, wild animal, wild animals, animal attack, animal attackspun, puns, wordplay, play on words
'I think our relationship is moving way too fast.'
'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'
Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'
"I didn't actually change my spots, these are just some additional age spots."
"I don't stand a chance."
'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'
"Okay come on out. There's no such thing as a 'Home Base'."
Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.
Carcass Bicycle Rack
"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."
'We aren't on the open plains of the Serengeti now, mate.'
A pair of monkeys prepare to clap cymbals together next to a sleeping leopard.
Tags:monkey, monkeys, leopard, leopards, cheetah, cheetahs, big cat, big cats, african cat, african cats, cymbal, cymbals, prank, pranks, playing pranks, wake up call, wake up calls, alarm, alarms, early morning, early mornings, loud noise, loud noises, startle, startles, startling, scare, scares, scaring
Mrs Dixon decided to wear a whole leopard instead of her fur stole. Bad idea.
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