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'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'
'I'm sorry the food's rubbish...All our chefs are on TV tonight.'
'If that was your chef's surprise, now I have a surprise for the chef.'
"I don't know what it is either...Let's call it 'Chef's Surprise'."
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
'A little trade secret, kid — you can't beat a weed-whacker for making a chef's salad.'
'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'
"Chef, one of the customers is asking where we pick our fresh fungi"
"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).
'...and, after the chef's surprise, we have the cashier's surprise.'
'Oh, it's definitely the chef's surprise. He got fired for it.'
'How much for the recipe?'
'You've got to be kidding...you mean there's a recipe for this?'
Chicken's in prison and about to be cooked
Chickens in prison.
'I won't come too near, Sir. I've been vomiting up the chef's duck all afternoon.'
Chef emptying bones out of his boots for the dogs