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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'
"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"
"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
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Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
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"Are your working on the mirror image of my compound?"
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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'They're for a friend.'
'Like to sample an antidepressant, sir?...'
"Rub this on everything."
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"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."
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'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'
"This one has the most friends."
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'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'
"Would you like to try some of our over-the-counter drugs while you wait for your prescription?"
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'It says right here, Mr. Dumpty, may cause dizziness and affect balance.'
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'
"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."
Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.
'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'
'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'
A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.
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