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"It's from my Swiss account."
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'Bill says there's no money in our bank account, but I've still got some blank cheques left.'
"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."
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"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."
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'That house is a fixer upper. Are you handy with a checkbook?'
'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'
"I wish you'd talk to me, instead of just giving me that blank look!"
Man with huge cheque paying-in book and pen: 'Banking charity cheques is such a chore.'
"It hurts when I do this Doctor"
'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'
Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.
'50% of your figures are real, and 50% are made up.'
'How do you expect me to balance the checkbook on your income?'
'What do you mean overdrawn, I still have 12 cheques left.'
"This is the patient, doctor..."
Tags:medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, medical bill, medical bills, private healthcare, private medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, house call, house calls, housecall, housecalls, house-call, house-calls, cheque book, cheque books, nhs, private health care, private healthcare, national health service
"Will you take a cheque, mate?"
'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'
'The important thing is you can still sign cheques.'
'How come Santa uses your checks?'
'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'
'I knew her two cheque-books ago...'
'That's a record. I had the check book balanced for all of fifteen minutes.'
'Isn't that a girlfriend of yours? Yes, three chequebooks ago.'
I gave you a cheque book only two days ago! Well it was so good, I couldn't put it down!
'Gosh, I've never used up a whole chequebook in a single day before!'