Cheque Book Cartoons and Comics

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Bill says there's no money in our bank account, but I've still got some blank cheques left.'

"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."

"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."

'That house is a fixer upper. Are you handy with a checkbook?'

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

Man with huge cheque paying-in book and pen: 'Banking charity cheques is such a chore.'

"It hurts when I do this Doctor"

'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

'50% of your figures are real, and 50% are made up.'

'How do you expect me to balance the checkbook on your income?'

"This is the patient, doctor..."

"Will you take a cheque, mate?"

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

'The important thing is you can still sign cheques.'

'How come Santa uses your checks?'

'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

'I knew her two cheque-books ago...'

'That's a record. I had the check book balanced for all of fifteen minutes.'

'Isn't that a girlfriend of yours? Yes, three chequebooks ago.'

'Gosh, I've never used up a whole chequebook in a single day before!'