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"It's from my Swiss account."
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literal, literally, cheese, cheeses, holey cheese, hole, holes, swiss, swiss cheese, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, swiss cheeses, traditional, pun, puns, visual gag, visual joke, word play, play on words, word-play, pay, payment, bank, banks, banking, foreign investment, overseas, cheque, check, cheques, checks, check book, cheque book, paid'Bill says there's no money in our bank account, but I've still got some blank cheques left.'
"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."
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checkbook, checkbooks, cheque book, cheque books, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, personal finance, money problem, money problems, family budgets, overspend, overspending, money, finances, family budget, personal finances, broke, no money, bank accounts, banking account, checkbook balance, marriage"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."
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checks, check, cheque, cheques, blank cheque, blank cheques, blank check, blank checks, cheque book, cheque books, check book, check books, checking accounts, bank accounts, checking, bank account, checking account, communicate, communication, communicating, relationship problems, marital problems, marriage problems, emotional blankness, emotional numbing, blank, blankness, emotion, emotions, emotional, expression, expressing yourself'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'
Man with huge cheque paying-in book and pen: 'Banking charity cheques is such a chore.'
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charity, charities, bank, banks, banking, fundraising, fund raising, fund-raising, funds, money, cash, cheque, cheques, financial, accountant, accountancy, business, work, office, paying in book, cheque book"It hurts when I do this Doctor"
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expensive, expense, medical bill, medical bills, private, hurt, hurts, pain, doctor, doctors, pay, fee, price, cost, check book, check books, cheque book, cheque books'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'
Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.
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bank, banks, banker, bankers, research, researching, researcher, gene, genes, genetic, genetics, geneticist, geneticists, dna, family trait, family traits, checkbook, checkbooks, check book, check books, account, accounts, cheque book, cheque books, balancing, balanced"This is the patient, doctor..."
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medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, medical bill, medical bills, private healthcare, private medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, house call, house calls, housecall, housecalls, house-call, house-calls, cheque book, cheque books, nhs, private health care, private healthcare, national health service'The important thing is you can still sign cheques.'
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hospital, hospitals, positive outlook, positive attitude, check, checks, cheque, cheques, signature, signatures, broken bone, broken bones, cast, casts, bills, check book, cheque book, consultant, money, bill, account, doctor, medic, medicine, treatment, health'How come Santa uses your checks?'
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christmas, santa, santa claus, check, checks, cheque, cheques, chequebook, chequebooks, cheque book, cheque books, pay, paying, pays, paid, payment, payments, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, gift, gifts, make believe'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'
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payment, payments, pay, pays, cheque book, cheque books, bank, banks, banker, bankers, banked, check book, check books, bank account, bank accounts, reader, readers, reading, read, reads, spending spree, spending sprees, spend, spending, credit, income'That's a record. I had the check book balanced for all of fifteen minutes.'
I gave you a cheque book only two days ago! Well it was so good, I couldn't put it down!
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bank, banks, bank account, bank accounts, banking, bank teller, bank tellers, teller, tellers, cheque book, cheque books, broke, cheque, cheques, book, books, read, reading, reads, good read, good book