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"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."
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"Elvin Perkins to Square E-5"
'I'm sorry Roger, it's not you, it's the way you move, it's just so bizarre.'
"They grow up so quickly."
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"Oh, it always starts politely."
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"Your move, Wendel."
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Pawns take their picture with the king.
'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team
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'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'
Liberty or Death
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King Takes Prawn
"Sacrificing your queen pretty cavalierly, aren't we?"
On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,
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Great Moments in Chess
"Love the exposed chessboard."
"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."
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A game of tic-tac-toe being played by two chess grandmasters.
'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'
"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."
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A bishop takes an elevator
"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."
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New Chess Pieces
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