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'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
"Sacrificing your queen pretty cavalierly, aren't we?"
Great Moments in Chess
"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."
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New Chess Pieces
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"It guessed your PIN number and cleaned out your bank account. Your move."
Melvyn Pawnmeyer: Cranial Dislocation. Out for the remainder of the season.
"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."
"I'll bet the grand master never saw that move coming!"
'If you say 'your moove' one more time, I'm taking my chess set and going.'
Origin of Moai
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The Chess Game.
Prisoners remove part of prison wall, use it for playing chess.
"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."
"Pawn to King Four."
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White rook to C4. - '' - 'Black Queen to D6 - check mate.' - '' - 'Gah! Why do I always lose?' - '' -
'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'
To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.
'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'
'He's not all that smart. I beat him most of the time.'
"Will you quit doing that with the captured pieces?!"
'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'