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"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."
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'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
Great Moments in Chess
A game of tic-tac-toe being played by two chess grandmasters.
"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."
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'You're not taking this seriously, are you?
'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'
Annals of Chess: The Controversial "Soupy Sales" Opening
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'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'
"Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938."
"Maybe you're playing too much chess. I see a bunny rabbit and you see the Nimzo Indian Defense."
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'It's my cheque, mate.'
Chess on TV
'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'
'Time out- brain freeze.'
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'What would Deep Blue do in a position like this?'
'I don't know that using a new opening in a chess match makes you a risk taker.'
'Tell earth that we've discovered extraterrestrial life, and judging by their chess skills, they're highly intelligent.'
'I don't remember Bob being this good. I'm beginning to suspect that it's not even him.'
'Mr. Barnes is expecting you, but he's currently in a chess game. So, he'll be with you in a few minutes, or several hours.'
'This may be too difficult for her - I think I'll let her win.'
'No wonder we're lost - you're holding the map upside down.'
'Alright I want a clean match. No sighing, finger-tapping or stink-eyeing!'